JUNK! JUNK|! SPAMMITY SPAM

Oh, horrible spam! It's everywhere showing up in my inbox. Millions of messages every day, all more info packed with worthless offers. I just want to scream at the top of my lungs! Seriously, how can anyone stand this invasion? Maybe spammers live trying to sellus something. Certainly they're justbored. Whoever, I need a way out! {Get in Me